Hooray! Another mommy-blog!
I started this brand-spanking new weblog to corral all of my talk about the baby, so that I won’t bore the rest of the internet to death with my enthusings about her amazing skills1 and adorable little body parts2 and scintillating personality3.
Beth’s an awesome kid:

Cow provided for scale.
1 She’s a prodigious eliminatrix. A Super Pooper, if you will.
2 The jaws that bite! The claws that catch!
3 Thus far, expressed via wild spraying of bodily fluids.