A short list of things the kid hates.

Beth is already a woman of strong opinions. Here is a partial list of the things she hates with the white-hot intensity of a thousand burning suns:

0. Chilly feet.
1. Socks and footy pajamas.
2. Gentle breezes caressing her scalp.
3. Hats.
4. Stuffy noses.
5. Bulb aspirators.
6. Drawing blood when she claws wildly at her face.
7. Fingernail clippers.
8. Drool-soaked onesies.
9. Bibs.

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2n. Mild discomfort.
2n+1. Any reasonable solution for 2n.